A Conspiracy of Alchemists by Liesel Schwarz


First, the Horribly Truncated Summary: A group of alchemists and vampires hire a pirate blimp to chase down a girl who wears an absinthe fairy for a bracelet.

Blimp pirates! Absinthe fairies stuck inside jewelry! This book, guys! This book!

And then the author puts historical notes at the end! Real research with the British Library! I can’t use enough exclamation points!

But here’s a few extra, just in case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, let me calm down a bit. Sorry about that, readers. I should explain that the quickest way to endear me to your historical fantasy is to put your research into the book. It’s probably the reason I clung to Gabaldon for so long. Say what you want about her, she does her research.

Anyway, the book. Eleanor (Elle) Chance is an airship pilot who is chartered by her friend Patrice to take a box and a man secretly across the English Channel. For payment, she’s given a diamond bracelet that refuses to unclasp from her wrist.

Diamonds are forever, it seems.

As she leaves, Elle is attacked and the box stolen, leaving her with only a man to take to England. Elle, Patrice, and their companion Mr. Marsh are chased out of France (cause it’s France) and they retreat to Elle’s home in Oxford. Upon arrival, they find that Elle’s professor father has been abducted in her absence and they must find both the mystery box and Elle’s father while hoping around Europe in a beta gyrocopter.

Oh, and Mr. Marsh is a warlock.

Originally, I saw this book advertised on Goodreads and decided against reading it, even though the cover was eye-catching. Then, as a member of Netgalley (whose praises I’m not done singing), I was given the chance to review the sequel. I will be reviewing this sequel. This book was just too much fun to do otherwise.

We also have a good dose of romance, which complimented the book fairly well. The only gripes I had were minor. The first being the constant reference to Istanbul as Constantinople. I know the author mentions that the city is called Istanbul and the reason for the conversion, but I thought it should have been referred to as Istanbul more often for the historical period. Also, towards the end, there seems to be an element of over explanation at the detriment of one minor character, but I mostly forgave that. Lastly, there are a couple times when the author indulges with certain topics and gets away from the story, like the AWESOME FABULOUS COFFEE MACHINE on the train.

But coffee is awesome, as I am frequently told. Maybe I’m just too fond of my tea.

If you are into Victorian/Edwardian history, Steampunk, or human sacrifice, this book is for you. Just don’t tell me if you’re into human sacrifice. Some things are better left unsaid.


Colour Wielders by Dawna Raver


First, the Horribly Truncated Summary: Quinn finds out she is divine after losing her virginity to a changeling.

Unfortunately for her, the changeling tries to strip Quinn of her godlike powers. It doesn’t get any better when her father (also a god) charges in while she’s still naked and makes her forget the whole “deity” thing.

Disclaimer: Netgalley gave me a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review. Sadly, I have a kindle, so I could not read Netgalley’s version.

Second Disclaimer: Curiosity Quills Press gave me a kindle version of this book when Netgalley’s version didn’t work. Again, all in exchange for an honest review.

Third Disclaimer/Side Note: I received Color Wielders at the same time as I was reading The Last Grand Master. I proceeded to confuse the two publishers from there. While I wouldn’t mind if CQP published M/M romance, that is not what this book is about. Far from it, actually.

However, somewhere on the interwebs, there is a naked man reading one CQP book in his armchair. Nothing ever dies on the internet.

Anyway, the review must go on.

I was surprised that I liked Colour Wielders as much as I did. I was fully prepared to dislike this book from the outset. Why?

I hate when people use creative spellings for the word “magic”. That’s it. That’s what did it for me, seeing “Magykal” on the cover. Usually, when I see a misspelling of magic (in fiction), it’s a cheap shortcut to making your own magic system. The fact that this book was able to defeat that preconception is a very good thing.

So then, why did I pick up the book in the first place?

The cover was pretty. I have detailed my cover obsession in the past.

Anyway, my summary above is true. Quinn and her brother live most of their lives a normal people, completely oblivious to the deity status of their parents. However, things are shifting within the god realm and their parents can no longer shield the two from the truth.

We also meet Arik, a minor deity who is ostracized from the collective for his views (and his suspicious infamous mother). He refuses to declare himself for Mirk or Soluis (Dark or Light, respectably) and seeks to take care of other ostracized citizens of the “Magykal” realm. He helps run a theme park with Quinn’s banished uncle, which is the oddest thing I’ve seen a rebellious character ever do. It not only works, it makes sense.

Of course, Arik can’t stop thinking about Quinn once she starts coming into her powers. A lot of the book deals with their romance, but it’s also a book about discovering a different realm with gods you thought you knew.

My biggest gripe about this book is that it does end on a cliffhanger. And not just a cliffhanger, but a “we’re not going to resolve any plotlines here” cliffhanger. Another, though no less minor, complaint is the near-endless posturing by the gods. It felt empty when I first read it between Arik and Loki (yes, THAT Loki), and it doesn’t improve when it continues throughout the book. The added use of “characters talking about what they already know for reader benefit” hurts more than a few quick backstory lines would in the same place.

Also, this version of Loki is not the Loki I know. The trickster god is downplayed in favor of a mentor for Arik, giving this Norse giant characteristics I’ve never seen associated with him.

I will continue with the series, however, because the two main characters have endeared themselves to me. Quinn was wonderful from the moment she wanted to take out Bambi and Thumper with a BB gun. Her unicorn tattoos have as much zest as she does. Arik, while difficult to figure out (and seven feet tall, see previous reviews for complaint), has several redeeming qualities and feels genuine compared to several other gods in the book. Quinn’s brother and cousin are also good characters to watch.

Although odd at first, the blending of Celtic, Scandinavian, and Arthurian lore was a welcome change from the norm and worked to create a unique world. The micro-Celtic habitat that Quinn calls home is all-the-more fascinating when the various yard decorations come to life. Lastly, the ability to read a person based on colored auras gives the book a texture that I found appealing, but then, I am easily swayed by shiny descriptions… and covers…

The Circle by Cindy Cipriano


First, the Horribly Truncated Summary: Young Calum Ranson must convince himself that the new girl is NOT cute while he helps her search for her twin brother.

Middle-Grade delusions are fun!

I was given a copy of this book via Netgalley in exchange for an honest review. Thank you, Netgalley, for continuing to indulge my crazy whims. Also, thank you Odyssey Books for using Netgalley.

Before I begin, I must confess that I had no clue this book was Primary/Middle-Grade Fiction when I originally selected it. If I had known, I probably wouldn’t have picked it up. It’s not that early-reader books are a bad thing, it’s just been several (fifteen+) years since I’ve read in that category and I’m not familiar with the field. Unless we’re talking about Sailormoon manga.

We’re not talking about manga. How depressing.

Let’s get to the book! We start with Calum Ranson, a young boy about to go into the sixth grade. He is assured that his cousin is still alive, but in the meantime, he’s stuck working with his mother in their family bookstore. It’s not a difficult job, since Calum and his mother are both Sidhe and use their magical abilities when humans aren’t looking, but it is a boring waste of summer vacation.

We then meet Laurel, who comes to town when her father takes the job of Assistant Principal at Calum’s school. Laurel comes to get her summer reading books, but also gets a book on fairies for her spare time.

Aaaand I ran into my first problem. Laurel entered the store with her mother, then when her mom needs to meet with the real estate agent, she leaves the kid in the bookstore. That’s right, a mom left her 11 year old kid with strangers in a bookstore in a new town. It’s one of those things adults hate but kids never notice while reading. Doesn’t help that Calum’s mother uses “special” tea on her guests to get them to relax and buy more books.

Granted, this isn’t as neglectful as the parents in Erdrich’s The Round House, so it’s a small complaint.

Anyway, Calum and his mom find Laurel interesting because of her choice in books and the odd Sidhe pendant she wears around her neck. She doesn’t like the new town because her twin brother disappeared in their old town in Virginia and she believes she can still find him, the same way Calum believes he can still find his cousin.

Of course, there is a connection between the two disappearances. I’ll just stop there to annoy everyone. It’s what I do.

Tiny gripes aside (seriously, who drops a viola and DOESN’T get their hindside whipped for it?), this book had a great overarching story. I loved the camaraderie between Calum, Laurel, and Hagen (Calum’s cousin). There’s enough tension to make it seem like they’re good friends on a mission together. Also, Calum’s parents are intriguing in their own right. I love the name Kenzie for a woman. Calum’s family seems like any other normal family with magic heritage thrown in.

I had a few larger gripes, though. Any time we are in Calum’s school, the story dies. We have minor plot arcs that are never resolved. Calum’s friend Arlen never comes back for the book’s finale. Neal and his sister are dismissed without much thought. The school trickster plot doesn’t resolve itself (if it does, it’s not obvious). Basically, if we removed the school setting and placed the book over the summer break, it would have been a tighter story.

Also, while the school stuff is explained in agonizing detail, the magical stuff goes so quick that you are left rereading in order to figure out what just happened. Any time Calum left the normal world, I wasn’t clear on what happened or why it was important. I think the problem was an excess of dialogue where simple explanation would have sufficed.

There is a sequel to this book, but I can’t say I would return to find out what happened.